In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport YOU!
In Soviet Russia, fleshlight accidentally YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, lazer charges YOU!
In Soviet Russia, lion gets in -- JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CAR GET IN THE LION!!!
In Soviet Russia, cock sucks Fallout Boy! (Note that even though it doesn't end with YOU!!, it still gives the ghey old feeling.)
In Soviet Russia, lulz did it for YOU!
In Soviet Russia, 1) Profit! 2) ???? 3) YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can haz YOU!
In Soviet Russia, that fucking cat see YOU!
In Soviet Russia, music listens to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, music downloads YOU!
In Soviet Russia, baby fucks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Mother fuck YOU!
In Soviet Russia, That tap YOU!
In Soviet Russia, U NO!
In Soviet Russia, YOU spy over Mossad agents!
In Soviet Russia, pet feed YOU!
In Soviet Russia, cock mongles YOU!
In Soviet Russia, 9,000 over YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Hadouken fire YOU!
In Soviet Russia, card crushes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, condom breaks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Urinal pees on YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, pages moves Grawp
In Soviet Russia, Candlejack
In Soviet Russia, Shark jump YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!
In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, dick sucks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Portals think with YOU!
In Soviet Russia, babies eat YOU!
In Soviet Russia, baby shaves YOU!
In Soviet Russia, government has a say in YOU! (No, RLY.)
In Soviet Russia, Jews kill YOU!
In Soviet Russia, goddamn door closes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, boobs fap to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Hell dines in YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Jenkem huffs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Harpoons man
In Soviet Russia, Norton got 'YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Solja Boy cranks dat YOOOOOOOOUUUU!!
In Soviet Russia, The Game loses....Wait, no.
In Soviet Russia, ENGLISH SPEAKS YOU, MOTHER FUCKER!!!
In Soviet Russia, MAH LAZOR fires YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Pool closes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Airport kills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, /b/ is the cancer killing YOU!